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[weenwoon]

[You are greeted with the sound of randomly disrupted static, at the end of which three melodic beeping signals are heard. Yep, that's your cue to leave a message!]

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[rainshaveceased]

[oh that is actually very helpful]

...That does make quite a bit of sense.

[weenwoon]

[AND THE MOST NOT ENTIRELY USELESS AWARD OF THE YEAR GOES TOOOOOOOOO]

I'm glad! And like I said, you can change the way your assistant looks if you change your mind. If you'd like, we can visit the zoo, so you could take inspiration from actual flora and fauna? Although, of course, it's not that you need to do so. Your assistant can be quite humanoid.

[just make it zodiark. problem fucking solved.]

[rainshaveceased]

[he is not going to base his robot buddy on god??? that would be weird???]

Ah, actually- there is a kind of flora that I am a little fond of.

[weenwoon]

[!! eyes emoji]

Oh? Do tell!

[rainshaveceased]

Are you familiar with sabotenders?

[weenwoon]

[HOLY SHIT... CACTUS BUDDY FOR ELIDIBUS.............]

The name does seem to ring a bell...

[Squints thoughtfully... listen like 90% of his memories are just Bureau Bullshit surely there have been sabotender concepts.]

[rainshaveceased]

They are these strange little cactus creatures that attack with bursts of spikes. And there is a rather beautiful variety that grows on the moon.

[weenwoon]

[oh my fucking GOD.]

Ah! And it's this moon variety that you like?

[rainshaveceased]

Indeed. I recall watching them quite often.


[while hanging out on the moon being sad, as one does,]

[weenwoon]

[sometimes ur only friends are your dissociative disorder and really weird stretched out cacti men on the moon]

Then perhaps you could model your assistant after one of them? I'd love to see it!

[rainshaveceased]

I will definitely consider it, at least.

[weenwoon]

Ahh, I want to see what one looks like, now... Maybe you could draw me a picture?

[Also, note to self, buy Elidibus cacti]

[rainshaveceased]

I can do better than that.

[takes out his phone and buys a memory replay! it's just him hanging out on the moon being sad and watching the wildlife amble about. mostly the lunatenders.]

1/2 maybe

[weenwoon]

[sir quick question what the FUCK are those]

2/?

[weenwoon]

[but actually................ they ARE so weird. Maybe that's the cute part. He does recall being charmed by weird as fuck creations.]

3/

[weenwoon]

[they're so long... and they do ballet poses...............




the more he thinks about it the more he can see Elidibus's point really.]

done.

[weenwoon]

[but also there's a very important question here.]

Does everything become longer on the moon? Is that why you are taller in the memory?

Re: done.

[rainshaveceased]

...

That is not the reason, no.

[weenwoon]

[have u tried not being small]

Ah... a different body, then?

[rainshaveceased]

No body at all, in fact.

[weenwoon]

[SHOCKEDPIKA..............]

Ah... I see.

[Awkward,]

Is this an unpleasant topic for you? Emet-Selch and Lahabrea are quite secretive, so I really don't know when something is a sensitive matter.

[rainshaveceased]

Not at all.

We spent much of our time after the Sundering without corporeal bodies. That is why we had to use others as vessels, in fact.

[weenwoon]

[Tips his head, thoughtful]

Was it impossible to construct yourselves bodies?

[rainshaveceased]

I... do not recall.

[weenwoon]

[hm. getting sad vibes from the baby]

Well, that was just idle musing. Pay it no mind.