[You are greeted with the sound of randomly disrupted static, at the end of which three melodic beeping signals are heard. Yep, that's your cue to leave a message!]
[He sounds thoughtful for a moment, almost as though he's remembering something.]
Oh, but that aside - I meant to ask if there was anything you wanted from me. I assume simply revealing your identity was not the only purpose for the visit?
[CUTE,,,,,!!!!! Levity can't help smiling at that, relieved.]
Oh--certainly! I suppose it has been a very long time since we last saw one another, not counting memories and lack thereof. I would certainly love to be friends.
[But. also. ascian issues.]
Our circumstances are perhaps... a little more complicated than is good for any of us. Not through ill will on any side, simply... a complicated situation for us all. Or maybe simply for me.
[He gives another smile, apologetic this time.]
We likely could have benefited from your skill as the Emissary, truly.
Ah... it is not a matter of memories, alas. It's as you've said - the things you had to do have changed you. To a greater extent in some ways, to a lesser one in others. There is much I remember about him, but even as Emet-Selch himself puts it... he is not the man I knew back then. And I suppose I am not 'Hythlodaeus' as he was before.
The way Lahabrea found out was somewhat embarrassing for me, as well. I got drunk at my first game and made a fool of myself sending him text messages.
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[He sounds thoughtful for a moment, almost as though he's remembering something.]
Oh, but that aside - I meant to ask if there was anything you wanted from me. I assume simply revealing your identity was not the only purpose for the visit?
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And... I would like to get to know you.
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Oh--certainly! I suppose it has been a very long time since we last saw one another, not counting memories and lack thereof. I would certainly love to be friends.
[But. also. ascian issues.]
Our circumstances are perhaps... a little more complicated than is good for any of us. Not through ill will on any side, simply... a complicated situation for us all. Or maybe simply for me.
[He gives another smile, apologetic this time.]
We likely could have benefited from your skill as the Emissary, truly.
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[let's not talk about how awkward his interactions with the other ascians have been]
I wish I could have been here to provide guidance earlier, but I will do what I can to make up for the absence.
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Thank you. And if there is anything I can do to help you or the other two, I will be glad to.
[He smiles, looking down.]
... That is what I want most, to tell you the truth. For all of us to be able to stand together, as it were.
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It will just take some getting used to, after how long we three have spent working separately.
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That much is true. But you needn't be alone anymore.
[He smiles again, reaching out to Touch Hand. Please he is just a little weenwoon he needs unity]
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there's a moment of hesitance, but then he grasps levity's much larger hand in his own. weenwoon unity]
Thank you, Hythlodaeus.
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also wweh small baby hands... why are you so TINY]
You don't need to thank me. I'm glad to know I am not alone in that desire.
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also oh my god hyth you can't just ask a guy why he's tiny]
I'm sure our brothers share it as well. They simply find it difficult to express.
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... I'll defer to your judgement in this matter. You know them far better than I do.
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You will remember more in time.
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Well... At least that makes two of us.
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It does.
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Have you told them of your identity yet?
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The way Lahabrea found out was somewhat embarrassing for me, as well. I got drunk at my first game and made a fool of myself sending him text messages.
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Ah... I'm sorry. If it's any consolation, I've done similar as well. But I imagine you should watch your alcohol intake in this body.
[You're so fucking tiny you'd probably get wasted from three drops]
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To make you drunk, or to dispel the effect of alcohol in the end?
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Granted, he was very drunk himself. Not that I have any desire to excuse his nonsense.
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Agreed. He is much too fond of manipulating others one way or another, ostensibly "to their benefit".
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1/2 maybe
2/?
3/
done.
Re: done.
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