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[weenwoon]

[You are greeted with the sound of randomly disrupted static, at the end of which three melodic beeping signals are heard. Yep, that's your cue to leave a message!]

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[weenwoon]

... Well, you are already familiar with Vergil and Five. If I could, I would wish to invite Lily - she's on Baritones, too; you may have met her already. And Serenity of BAD END. They are both very curious souls and hard workers. I am certain our society could benefit from their presence.

And there is another one, though he is not here at the moment. Absinthe, formerly of Baritones as well... He is staying elsewhere in Hell until such moment that we may bring him with us.

[ppppppauses awkwardly]

I care for him greatly, but he can be capricious at times.

[rainshaveceased]

Could you tell me more of him? The others I can meet for myself, but if he is no longer here...

[weenwoon]

[He literally brought this on himself but still, oofsies.

Folds his hands, frowning thoughtfully.]

... He is a complex man. He'd gone through some rather terrifying things back in his own world... among which was being infected with the Starscourge. A disease of the soul of sorts. He is host to a myriad aetheric entities, I suppose - normally they would turn anything they touch into a mindless, violent monster, but he is mostly safe from such influence, and controls the Scourge himself. Emet-Selch and myself have been hoping to cleanse his soul of the disease.

[...]

I know how this might sound, but I do not believe he would be dangerous. He cares for us all rather deeply, and after a lifetime of animosity I believe peace and affection will be good for him.

[rainshaveceased]

...

I certainly do not oppose your intentions of saving him. In fact, I would be glad to assist in any way I can.

[but,]

[weenwoon]

[it's ok. he understands]

Thank you. Perhaps you could talk with Emet-Selch about him, too - they were very close.

[rainshaveceased]

I will do so. Thank you for telling me.

[weenwoon]

Of course. And... well, I've been here a rather shorter time than our other two compatriots, but if there's anything I can help you with, please don't hesitate to reach out.

[rainshaveceased]

[nods]

Likewise, my offer still stands. I will do my best to share whatever information I have with you.

[weenwoon]

[Nods also!]

Thank you. I suppose I do have a lot of questions... I'm not sure I would even know where to start.

[...]

Ah! But first - can I take a picture with you?

[He has Plans and the plans is to troll the other two with selfies.]

[rainshaveceased]

...Certainly. May I ask why?

[weenwoon]

As a commemoration of sorts! I suppose it wasn't common among our people, but I do like this tradition. You'll find a lot of people here would take pictures of things or people they like.

[Gonna get the phone READY]

I first took to photography to capture some sights of the city. I was in a bad place at the time, and needed something good to focus on... But now I just enjoy recording important moments. And I'd say meeting again after such a long time is rather important. Wouldn't you?

[... well and ALSO he's going to send it to Emet. But it's not actually the primary goal, he does want to take a selfie with Elidibus.]

[rainshaveceased]

That does sound reasonable. Is there any expression in particular I should make?

[weenwoon]

[sir why are you baby nerd]

Anything you want, truly. Whatever you feel like right now.

[rainshaveceased]

[please be kind

anyway he is? attempting a smile???]

[weenwoon]

[OH NO... CUTE... Levity just beams as he takes the picture. Baby x 2 ACHIEVED]

Thank you!~ I can print it out for you later, if you would like? Or simply send it to you.

[Actually, he's going to do that right away. Ding, one image file incoming from Accomplice.]

[rainshaveceased]

Ah. Thank you?

[help he has complicated feelings about like. reminders of past events? though this seems like such a small and harmless thing as those go

and levity looks so happy about it?

he's going to make it his phone background because he's a baby]

[weenwoon]

[I WILL DIE FOR GIGINITY!!!!!!!!

Levity IS very happy about it thank u. Let's just, try to focus on good things for a bit before everything inevitably goes to shit.]

I'm glad you like it! I'm no professional, of course, but it's still nice to record moments like these.

[And speaking of recording,]

Oh, I've actually got some pictures of Emet-Selch, too.

[Scroll scroll scroll through gallery - ah yes, here we go. Please enjoy pictures of Emet wearing the fin sheep kigurumi pajamas]

[rainshaveceased]

[






holy shit this is the best dumbest thing he has seen in his life]

[weenwoon]

[HE'S SO GLAD YOU LIKE IT.]

When he visits our dorm, he has to play by our rules. We can put him in the snake pit next time, if you'd like. Or the glitter pit.

[rainshaveceased]

Oh, I would not inflict that on him. Unless he did something to deserve it.

[weenwoon]

Isn't he bound to?

[rainshaveceased]

Most likely he is.

[weenwoon]

See? Why not prepare ahead of time?

[let's! end! emet!]

Speaking of which, have you used our unit's abilities much yet?

[rainshaveceased]

Not much. I have not had many occasions for it yet.

[weenwoon]

Well, I suppose not many of them are for everyday use... Ah! Did you pick out an assistant? I find it one of the most useful of our abilities.