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[weenwoon]

[You are greeted with the sound of randomly disrupted static, at the end of which three melodic beeping signals are heard. Yep, that's your cue to leave a message!]

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[rainshaveceased]

They are these strange little cactus creatures that attack with bursts of spikes. And there is a rather beautiful variety that grows on the moon.

[weenwoon]

[oh my fucking GOD.]

Ah! And it's this moon variety that you like?

[rainshaveceased]

Indeed. I recall watching them quite often.


[while hanging out on the moon being sad, as one does,]

[weenwoon]

[sometimes ur only friends are your dissociative disorder and really weird stretched out cacti men on the moon]

Then perhaps you could model your assistant after one of them? I'd love to see it!

[rainshaveceased]

I will definitely consider it, at least.

[weenwoon]

Ahh, I want to see what one looks like, now... Maybe you could draw me a picture?

[Also, note to self, buy Elidibus cacti]

[rainshaveceased]

I can do better than that.

[takes out his phone and buys a memory replay! it's just him hanging out on the moon being sad and watching the wildlife amble about. mostly the lunatenders.]

1/2 maybe

[weenwoon]

[sir quick question what the FUCK are those]

2/?

[weenwoon]

[but actually................ they ARE so weird. Maybe that's the cute part. He does recall being charmed by weird as fuck creations.]

3/

[weenwoon]

[they're so long... and they do ballet poses...............




the more he thinks about it the more he can see Elidibus's point really.]

done.

[weenwoon]

[but also there's a very important question here.]

Does everything become longer on the moon? Is that why you are taller in the memory?

Re: done.

[rainshaveceased]

...

That is not the reason, no.

[weenwoon]

[have u tried not being small]

Ah... a different body, then?

[rainshaveceased]

No body at all, in fact.

[weenwoon]

[SHOCKEDPIKA..............]

Ah... I see.

[Awkward,]

Is this an unpleasant topic for you? Emet-Selch and Lahabrea are quite secretive, so I really don't know when something is a sensitive matter.

[rainshaveceased]

Not at all.

We spent much of our time after the Sundering without corporeal bodies. That is why we had to use others as vessels, in fact.

[weenwoon]

[Tips his head, thoughtful]

Was it impossible to construct yourselves bodies?

[rainshaveceased]

I... do not recall.

[weenwoon]

[hm. getting sad vibes from the baby]

Well, that was just idle musing. Pay it no mind.

[rainshaveceased]

[when is the baby not giving off sad vibes tbh]

My apologies. You would be better off asking one of the others.

[weenwoon]

[LISTEN HE GOT YOU TO ALMOST SMILE ONCE...]

There's nothing to apologize for, Elidibus. But I'll make sure to ask Lahabrea - I'm sure he'd be glad to give a lecture on the subject. He certainly still loves teaching!

[rainshaveceased]

Some things never change, Lahabrea's love for lecturing being foremost among them.

[weenwoon]

Would you care to sit in with me for one of his lectures? I'm afraid Emet-Selch no longer wishes to play students with me.

[rainshaveceased]

If you'd like.

[weenwoon]

[WAAAAAAI ♥]

I would! I'll let him know the next time I see him. Oh, or maybe he could come see us in dreams? Have you experienced that ability of Baritones' yet?