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firstworldproblem - Re: Day 440

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weenwoon

[You are greeted with the sound of randomly disrupted static, at the end of which three melodic beeping signals are heard. Yep, that's your cue to leave a message!]

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From:

firstworldproblem

A game and then a live. I'm sure if you ask nicely Lily will still wear her maid dress for you. Maybe even Cosmo.

[He pats his cheek with a tentacle.]

From:

weenwoon

[CUTE... he looks a little flustered at the tentacle. The downside of remembering that he's a Licensed Monsterfucker.]

Oh? Why Cosmo? I was unaware he is also on the list of my paramours.

From:

firstworldproblem

He loves to entertain, and I thought you would enjoy his company.

And speaking of company, might I come in?

From:

weenwoon

Why, certainly.

[GESTURES HIM IN]

I'll admit, I do enjoy Cosmo's company as well. Especially now that I have opportunities to embarrass him.

From:

firstworldproblem

Did you not have chance before?

[He waits for Hythlodeaus to come in and then he'll sit down on his lap.]

From:

weenwoon

Not nearly as much, but now I have his - and your - relationship with Elidibus to tease him over.

[Oh. Well. He blushes just slightly, but wraps his arms around Emet's waist.]

So... I take it the game was a good one, at least?

From:

firstworldproblem

Our what?

[Crossing his legs to let the skirt ride up.]

A harmless one. Minor status ailments to be hoisted upon one another. If you ate them, you got the ability for a short time. I do believe Cosmo is a ghost and Yvette has the most delightful cat ears.

From:

weenwoon

[Glances down briefly at the skirt]

Ah, I've participated in something like that once. I was a foot shorter for a couple of days.

From:

firstworldproblem

There were ones that made you taller or shorter as well. Perhaps it was a similar game.

[He tilts his chin up with the tip of a tentacle.]

See something you like?

From:

weenwoon

[He grins, then raises a hand to touch the tentacle.]

These, actually. Another game effect?

From:

firstworldproblem

Mmhmmm. I shoved a craving of honesty down Lahabrea's throat and he gave me this in kind. I think I won the little game of ours.

[He wraps the appendage lightly around Hythlodeaus' wrist.]

From:

weenwoon

[:> TENTACLES ARE GOOD CONTENT. Definitely looking very pleased at that]

Craving of honesty? Oh my. I'm surprised he even accepted it.

From:

firstworldproblem

He did not. I shoved it down his throat. I thought it would help him speak to Elidibus.

[Just wrapping it further up his arm.]

I wasn't aware this was one of your pleasures.

From:

weenwoon

[what if the ascians knew how to talk to each other!!!]

Oh goodness. I hope they've made up.

[Petting the tentacle with his other hand!]

Really? I thought my memories made my adoration for your mage form obvious enough.

From:

firstworldproblem

'Tis simply difficult. I don't think one is truly upset with the other.

[Wow. That is cute. Putting his chin in his hand and watching him.]

But what if your desires have changed? Perhaps metal constructs have taken first place in your preferences being here on Future is Now for so long.

From:

weenwoon

Oh, I know. But Lahabrea called on me a few days ago, asking for help because he wished to apologize to Elidibus, fearing that he might be upset with him.

[PETPET THE TENTACLE]

Oh, come now, you know it's the living creatures I am most curious about. By that logic, should I be worried that you only crave the company of alcohol now?

From:

firstworldproblem

Yes, I caught him pacing a hole in my floor. Thus I decided to give him a bit of a shove. I know Elidibus would not take advantage if Lahabrea truly did not desire to speak to him. Ever was he considerate. But that doesn't mean the old man didn't need a push.

What advice did you give him?

[He grins really wide.]

But I want to hear you say it. Not a memory.

From:

weenwoon

I told him to find some way to express his respect for Elidibus. Maybe invite him to a game of chess... but generally just try to be more open.

[He huffs a laugh, dipping his head to press a quick kiss to the tentacle.]

Well, then. I do enjoy the tentacles, yes.