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Accomplice: Cosmo and Alexander both joked about me joining the Spardas, yes. Accomplice: But I think my application will be denied because I'm not good at fighting.
Accomplice: Wow... I still stand a chance, then. Accomplice: No idea who I will be, though. A distant cousin? Accomplice: I even have the right hair colour.
Accomplice: Uh, no. It's all very serious, and it's like this: Accomplice: I can't be Vergil's brother, because then he has to kill me. Accomplice: I also can't be Nero's brother because he doesn't want Vergil to have more kids. Also, I probably don't want to be Vergil's son. Accomplice: And I don't know if I can be Glory's brother because what if we end up dating.
Accomplice: Both? Accomplice: You're really funny, but also I'm nosy and I want to know what you actually think. Accomplice: Well, I'm not actually hung up on it. Joining the family, I mean. Accomplice: Though if I did, you would have to be my brother-in-law, I think?
Jason: idk. in a normal family yeah. Jason: but this family’s not normal so i don’t think it matters. Jason: none of what they’ve constructed is real or makes sense so do what u want. Jason: they already r.
Accomplice: For what it's worth, I don't know if my people had "families" as such either. Accomplice: Maybe it was like Cardinal's bash'es. Or maybe not. Accomplice: Though I don't know if this is something you want to talk about. Accomplice: I can say more stupid things or we can go back to discussing my sex life.
Accomplice: 1) What is "idgaf"? Accomplice: 2) I'm at least a hundred times older than you. You're the kid. Accomplice: 3) What do oysters have to do with this?
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Accomplice: But I think my application will be denied because I'm not good at fighting.
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Accomplice: I think I've only heard of him.
Accomplice: He's... Vergil's human half?
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Jason: cant fight 4 shit
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Accomplice: No idea who I will be, though. A distant cousin?
Accomplice: I even have the right hair colour.
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Jason: i doubt they care.
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Accomplice: I've never had siblings, though. That would be fun.
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Accomplice: I can't be Vergil's brother, because then he has to kill me.
Accomplice: I also can't be Nero's brother because he doesn't want Vergil to have more kids. Also, I probably don't want to be Vergil's son.
Accomplice: And I don't know if I can be Glory's brother because what if we end up dating.
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Jason: of if u want me 2 keep playing along
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Accomplice: You're really funny, but also I'm nosy and I want to know what you actually think.
Accomplice: Well, I'm not actually hung up on it. Joining the family, I mean.
Accomplice: Though if I did, you would have to be my brother-in-law, I think?
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Jason: but this family’s not normal so i don’t think it matters.
Jason: none of what they’ve constructed is real or makes sense so do what u want.
Jason: they already r.
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Accomplice: Maybe it was like Cardinal's bash'es. Or maybe not.
Accomplice: Though I don't know if this is something you want to talk about.
Accomplice: I can say more stupid things or we can go back to discussing my sex life.
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Jason: idgaf
Jason: u kids have fun.
Jason: family’s ur oyster or w/e
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Accomplice: 2) I'm at least a hundred times older than you. You're the kid.
Accomplice: 3) What do oysters have to do with this?
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Jason: and mayb but in this case kid’s a mindset
Jason: & earth idiom
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Accomplice: I can be a family adult, too.
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Accomplice: I'm going to find people to be a family adult at and you'll have to eat your words.
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