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Imeeji IC Inbox

[You are greeted with the sound of randomly disrupted static, at the end of which three melodic beeping signals are heard. Yep, that's your cue to leave a message!]

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Accomplice: I'm surprised you haven't decided to kill me yet. Should I try harder to be annoying?

Jason: a strong opening offer

Accomplice: How about this: I think it was sweet of you to let me and Arya give you a hug.

Jason: watch ur back.

Accomplice: It's almost midnight and your "pissed off on this particular day" counter is about to be reset, so I'm safe.

Jason: special 1 day extension. just 4 u.

Accomplice: I get the feeling you favour me quite a bit. ;)

Jason: y do u want me 2 kill u neway.
Jason: thought that wasnt ur thing.

Accomplice: What do you think my "thing" is?
Accomplice: Also I just think it's cute how you resort to threats when faced with affection and the like.
Accomplice: You're like Five in that respect.

Jason: idk.
Jason: u cld still be an m.
Jason: just didn't take u for that deep of an m.
Jason: & five & i get along 4 a rsn

Accomplice: Jason, your shorthand is getting worse by the minute. What's an "m"?

Jason: masochist.
Jason: u like being hurt.

Accomplice: I
Accomplice: Well.

[brb running brain math on whether or not this is Weird to talk about]

Jason: ah
Jason: 😉 gotcha

Accomplice: Oh my god.
Accomplice: Well, congratulations on achieving what Nero failed to do.
Accomplice: Which was embarrass me.

Jason: yw

Accomplice: How do you know these things, anyway?
Accomplice: "neway".

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Jason: they're not exactly state secrets

Accomplice: So it's something you learn about?

[Like at school???]

Jason: i hate 2 break it 2 u but
Jason: when i was a kid
Jason: sometimes i watched porn

[OKAY GOOGLE WHAT'S "PORN". STOP SAYING EARTH WORDS AT HIM]

Accomplice: I thought that's the things we get in the fanmail?

Jason: eh
Jason: its better when we're not the star.

Accomplice: I suppose it depends on what kind it is and who else is involved...
Accomplice: The fans have good taste sometimes.

Jason: i guess.

Accomplice: ...sorry. Do you get things about Nero?

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